hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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