i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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