Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry britxoxox hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

Fav 12 1390 705
share tweet
(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in love

Fav 5 3808 797
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(913): View more from Kansas

Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.

Fav 22 8825 1486
share tweet
(217): View more from Illinois

Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.

Fav 12 1234 7508
share tweet
(416): View more from Toronto

He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.

Fav 2 2367 1143
share tweet
(516): View more from New York

I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos

Fav 9 2934 1153
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(678): View more from Georgia

God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

Fav 2 1602 1047
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(434): View more from Virginia

I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.

Fav 1 585 498
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm a delicate orchid of a man.

(574): View more from Indiana

Blossoming into a fierce dragon.

Fav 0 55 22
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT