Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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