return my video game
im six kinds of drunk right now
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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