It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
