im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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