I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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