I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
