Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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