The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Randomize
