do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The ass gains better be worth it
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