I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
