Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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