Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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