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i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now

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there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'

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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.

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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!

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who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?

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