I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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