Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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