We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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