I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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