sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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