wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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