Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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