he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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