Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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