i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have post one night stand depression
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