does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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