Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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