i don't like sucking hair
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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