i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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