Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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