Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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