Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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