im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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