better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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