I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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