Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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