This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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