How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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