We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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