Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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