no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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