That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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