I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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