Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize