Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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