Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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