my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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