let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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