I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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