were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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