i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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