ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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