real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My balls are so social today.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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