she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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